Reunite With Your Divorced Situationship Simulator

Description

YO QUIERO TELEVISION TELEVISION DE JESUS TE AMO TELEVISION TELEVISION DE JESUS YO QUIERO TELEVISION DE JESUS TE AMO TELEVISION DE JESUS Credits: Music by Toby Fox - It's TV Time! Most sprites sourced from Deltarune + Spriters Resource Coding by Arbuckle_Up (Reused some codes from backpack/old accounts) you can guess where the musical performances are sourced from.

Instructions

TABLE OF CONTENTS: 1 - Story! 2 - Controls! 3 - WARNINGS! 1. Story! Oh NO! You're single and LONELY and you HATE YOUR LIFE. You think about your GORGEOUS ex-lover, oh how he loved to take you to hotels and drink wine out of your socks. Now, he absolutely HATES your guts! Anyways, now what matters is that he's ten--No, five--actually, one--ZERO miles away from you! Don't make a fool out of yourself, it's time for your last chance to once again start making love between the two of you! 2. Controls! Spamton will follow your mouse/touchscreen clicks, as long as he's on the left side of the screen! Your goal is to woo your ex into taking you back. How do you do that, you may ask--With gifts and dramatic performances! -Press the YELLOW button to give him special, heartfelt gifts! -Use the PINK button to sing and dance your heart out (in piss-poor Spanish) for him! Awesome, isn't it? -Once you sing and dance and bribe him for long enough, he'll definitely warm up to you. You can tell by that little status bar in the top left corner! Have fun! 3. WARNINGS! Do NOT attempt this at home! You will get violently sprayed by either pepper spray or shaving cream and experience a sudden, painful demise.