Bren's German Alphabet Lore but it's KUMPELS instead of FREUNDE

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I am not a fan of F being the villain of other Alphabet Lore. Don't get mad at me but I think the idea is not original. Mike has F as the villain in Alphabet Lore. K as the villain in German Alphabet Lore is original. It's my opinion. Don't attack me for it. H: He will not be a ghost because there are some German words where there's a H in it, especially next to C. So he will hear G's call and join the heroes. I (Character): He will still be stomped and used as a cannon, but N will successfully get I off of F's head and F will be mad and blow N's hair. Later, I will join the heroes. Q's episode: Instead of chaining I up, F will make a gooey silhouette on the wall and make another E because F is spelling, "FREUNDE" which is Friends in German. S: He will be swapped with U and he will have Uniform's role due to FREUNDE not having an S. At the beginning of his episode, S will introduce himself, then F will scare him and S will run away screaming and that's when the scene of L and O encountering him is shown. In T's episode, after T got hammered down, S will continue running until he crashed into the CAB equivalent and lay there unconscious. And at the end of U's episode, G will wake S up and let him join the heroes. U: He will be swapped with S and he will have Sierra's role due to FREUNDE having an U. At the beginning of his episode, while F is freezing G, U will slither over, slap F with his tail, and scold F that he can't do that. And that's when F slurped U up like a noodle and Kidnaps him. And the fighting with F starts. X: His look with be the same but he will not be white, he will be all lavender. He won’t block the Cave. And yes he dies. Y: She will still be the same (not white but all canary) but her episode will be longer. Z: Same as my Terraphon Z, but he is all blue. Ä: He is going to have the role of Terraphon P without being kidnapped. Although he looks like the other A from this project https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/786233409/. And since both of these A's are goofballs, Ä is going to act really wacky when he sees F just like what the crazy Methodist From a Family Guy segment did. Ö: He is going to be a robot in modern-day style (Due to robots being white-colored). And he will have laser eyes. And he will be the one blocking the entrance of the cave. But F will kill him by spitting black goo at him, making him malfunction and blow to pieces. Ü: He is a scientist who acts like Yankee and he mourns Ö's death. That's because Ü built Ö and Ö is owned by Ü. When F is dead, Y and Ü will enter in the lair together. ẞ: He is the exact same as Zulu. Alright, the hard part is, coming up with word equivalents. The equivalent of CAB can be BACH (BROOK/STREAM/CREEK). And either B, A, C, and H turn into a brook/stream/creek for G to swim in to catch up to F, or they will spawn a creek out of nowhere and they along with G will swim in it to catch up to F. "FRICK" could be "UNHÖFLICH" (IMPOLITE). Even though N (the main character) is in that word, he will look at F nervously instead of glaring at him. Like... What can be word equivalents for Cab, Map, Gun, Van, and frick?