My German Alphabet Lore (Read the instructions)

Description

I bet @HKjuice will be crazy when he sees German Alphabet Lore. I bet I will get a lot of, "yay f is evil" comments. Weichei (Coward equivalent) means "Wimp" in German. So instead of wanting the /f/ sounding letter be the villain in Russian or other languages, this project will be the answer.

Instructions

Okay, how here is something for all the crazy pushy F-as-villain-lovers. This is, German Alphabet Lore. German Alphabet Lore is so much the same as the classic Alphabet Lore, but with something different added. And here's some differences which I will explain about characters and scenes. H: He will not be a ghost because there are some German words where there's a H in it, especially next to C. So he will hear G's call and join the heroes. I (Character): He will still be stomped and used as a cannon, but N will successfully get I off of F's head and F will be mad and blow N's hair. Later, I will join the heroes. Q's episode: Instead of chaining I up, F will make a gooey silhouette on the wall and make another E because F is spelling, "FREUNDE" which is Friends in German. S: He will be swapped with U and he will have Uniform's role due to FREUNDE not having an S. At the beginning of his episode, S will introduce himself, then F will scare him and S will run away screaming and that's when the scene of L and O encountering him is shown. In T's episode, after T got hammered down, S will continue running until he crashed into the CAB equivalent and lay there unconscious. And at the end of U's episode, G will wake S up and let him join the heroes. U: He will be swapped with S and he will have Sierra's role due to FREUNDE having an U. At the beginning of his episode, while F is freezing G, U will slither over, slap F with his tail, and scold F that he can't do that. And that's when F slurped U up like a noodle and Kidnaps him. And the fighting with F starts. X: His look with be the same but he will not be white, he will be all lavender. He won’t block the Cave. And yes he dies. Y: She will still be the same (not white but all canary) but her episode will be longer. Z: Same as my Terraphon Z, but he is all blue. Ä: He is going to have the role of Terraphon P without being kidnapped. Although he looks like the other A from this project https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/786233409/. And since both of these A's are goofballs, Ä is going to act really wacky when he sees F just like what the crazy Methodist From a Family Guy segment did. Ö: He is going to be a robot in modern-day style (Due to robots being white-colored). And he will have laser eyes. And he will be the one blocking the entrance of the cave. But F will kill him by spitting black goo at him, making him malfunction and blow to pieces. Ü: He is a scientist who acts like Yankee and he mourns Ö's death. That's because Ü built Ö and Ö is owned by Ü. When F is dead, Y and Ü will enter in the lair together. ẞ: He is the exact same as Zulu. Alright, the hard part is, coming up with word equivalents. The equivalent of CAB can be BACH (BROOK/STREAM/CREEK). And either B, A, C, and H turn into a brook/stream/creek for G to swim in to catch up to F, or they will spawn a creek out of nowhere and they along with G will swim in it to catch up to F. "BAHN" (train) could be the Map equivalent. SIGNA could be the "Gun" equivalent. (I guess) NAVIS could be the "Van" equivalent. (I guess) “FURZ” could be the “FART” equivalent. "FRICK" could be "UNHÖFLICH" (IMPOLITE). Even though N (the main character) is in that word, he will look at F nervously instead of glaring at him. Like... What can be word equivalents for Map, Gun, and Van?