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unused body part consumption/removal threats: i will untwine your brain and eat it like ramen i will slurp your intestines like spaghetti i will use your arteries as shoelaces i will shove your heart down father’s throat i will eat your legs like drumsticks i will roll out your spleen and use it as cookie dough i will floss my teeth with your blood veins i will deep fry your ears i will make a necklace out of your fingernails and toenails i will use your throat like a straw i will pickle your voice box i will rip out your stomach and squeeze it like one of those squishy things with water in them i will suck on your uvula i will cut off your nipples and put them in my sticker collection i will pull out your teeth one by one and sacrifice them to the tooth fairy i will steal your kneecaps and feed them to the children in my basement i will make a pie out of your reproductive system i will remove your bladder and use it as a whoopee cushion (these apply to those reading this) (and those who steal them)

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this shouldnt exist why are people loving and favoriting this- no offense but there’s no need its probably the weirdest project you’ve come across ever