dc headcanons ⯌ crappost

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chimpanzini bananini everyone is bisexual for some reason /hj the joker looks like he chugged 47 redbulls /ref drawing in scratch pmo I LOVE MR FREEZE !!1!! like number 2 favorite villain ong satirical voice headcanons for most (except.... bane... I DONT KNOW ????) bane canonically knits (probably worth a google /ref) ships i support and condone ⯌ ⯌ batjokes . EVIDENCE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAC-0V5sS53Jnwb9XLn1bqrenUO_ahuB4 ⯌ batjokes but telltale (john and bruce) . EVIDENCE: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgGs9YOhzLg&pp=ygUKI2pvaG5icnVjZQ%3D%3D ⯌ twiddler . EVIDENCE: Batman Forever (1995) ⯌ harlivy . EVIDENCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x42f7OHdBLs ships i will NOT condone ⯌ ⯌ jarley . (its cute but like batjokes and harlivy. if you ship them, I'm not against you though lmao) ⯌ batcat . (this is disgusting why is there an entire COMIC on them getting married eewww) ⯌ those weird ones like robin and batman so there's a theory that jokers ftm and they use the "ywanna know how I got these scars?" quote to refer to top surgery and its smart but annoying /lh songs ⯌ Batman : little dark age . mgmt Joker : goofy south park beat . uh Robin : buddy holly . weezer Catwoman : cats . the living tombstone Two Face : christmas kids . roar Riddler : trauma boy . chu chu & posca von gabba Mr. Freeze : aurora borealis . lemon demon Scarecrow : gnaw . alex g Poison Ivy : sydney . caravan palace Harley Quinn : meme funk . sma$her Penguin : my way . frank sinatra Bane : leopard . jack stauber Dead Ringer : baby hotline . jack stauber