Microsoft Mary Vector

Description

Note: Microsoft Mary was the third character created by davemadson. Microsoft Mary belongs to davemadson

Instructions

Microsoft Mary is the wife of Mike and Sam's sister-in-law (She's also the sister of Sam and Mike which that's weird). She is depicted with long sepia hair, sky blue eyes, pink lavender lips, peach skin, fuchsia tank top, wide hips, and some blue pants. She is also a recognizable female text-to-speech voice owned by Speakonia and the Microsoft Corporation. A running gag with her involves the Merrie Melodies intro and tune (She often responds to it with "They're playing my song again."). Mary has a weak stomach, quick to barf whenever something she considers "gross" occurs. Sam tends to call her a jerk, and she serves Sam right by throwing a tantrum over it and she gets jerk-slapped by Dave when she plants him in the ground and yet also tends to make dirty jokes and advances towards her (though the dirty advances are more apparent in Funny Signs). Although, Sam has old habits when Mary throws a tantrum and they always live happily ever after.